趣味广告

(Toyota 广告）

比老虎还凶的兔子！
原来是阿爸:p

拜托！

陪我写一篇嘛~

五点猛男秀！

各位亲爱的同学，以下视频需要18岁以上才可观赏。

18岁以下的同学敬请让家长陪同。
注意，饭前，饭后都不宜看。
后果自负！

温馨提示，第9秒时必须click "watch video"才可继续“欣赏”:p

喔的头发

另类冥想

每个人的手上都拿着一根鸡骨头，
很奇怪的是，
大家不懂在想什么呢？

哈哈！

下雨记

Ohaiyo

Ohaiyo! Watashiwa monkey chan……

我还是说华语好了:p
想要给妈咪一个温暖的早晨^^

猴爸很过分的……
把这种照片都放了出来……
羞羞哦~~

睡到不省人事！
好温暖哦……

睡醒了，坐着看猴爸睡觉……
牵我的手

早晨，太阳很美呢^^

不老人

有些事物，过了很久，依然保持。

打比方，我们的Ms Tok。

(p/s: han lin姐，照片真实不做作，自然好看，所以你不会怪我的ho~)

2008年旅行。

然而两年之后，
还是……




一样！哈哈！

2010年旅行。



形态可以一样，面貌可以不变，
但感觉能保持不变么？

能回忆的就是感觉。

我相信，
可以。

老虎

嗨！大家好！
我姓老，名叫虎，你可以叫我小虎。
对，黄小琥是我朋友。

今年虎年，
我是主角，没办法，十二年才一次，让我出风头吧！

吼！吼！吼！

这里提醒大家，要保护大自然，要爱惜我。
不然十二年后你只看到我的相片了。

Ahini vs Geo-gineers

Today we did a role-play like presentation for geotechnical engineering subject.

writing the script
micheal-client (MESSRS)

There were 5 of us, with 1 being the developer representing MESSRS Hills Development Sdn. Bhd (client from assignment questions); and 2 representing AHINI Earth Support Sdn. Bhd, and me and another member being representative for GEO-GINEERS Sdn Bhd.

Why AHINI? You figure out urself:p Geo-gineers should be pretty obvious, with geo stuff, and engineers. So the entire presentation we hope to run like what we did for construction technology subject, which is quite a success as we get the highest mark^^

The role play is smth like 2 companies go and present their solution to the client, and do a bit of debate, and finally to let the client to decide which to take. So during the process, we will "accidentally" told the audience the detail from our paper work. I'm tired of VERY formal presentation, but this one was quite fun, coz we did some stupid but funny thing. I think the best part was on the time when client(Micheal) announced the to company who get the contract. We (the companies representative) suddenly jump in joy and yeah, do smth stupid thing, which surprise the audience, and they had a laugh.

AHINI Earth Support Sdn Bhd:
Ir. Ooi & Sr. Cheah

GEO-GINEERS Sdn Bhd:
Ir. Lai & Sr. Foo.

see, our competitor looks so evil:p

concluding~

I would say that the presentation this time is not as good as last time, coz maybe we did not prepare earlier. But in overall, I'm satisfied with the members performance, and most importantly, we enjoyed it. Haha:)

The person next to me (left hand side) is Dr. Lee.
He's one of the best lecturer this sem!
Why? You ask the lecture group:)

Oh, this is photoshop-ed by chong yang(expert).
We actually laugh till our jaw nearly drop for this one:p
Why Arsenal? Coz our lecturer is Arsenal fans!
This one should be contributing to the creativity mark lo:p hehe!

Oh, actually I have quite a lot of activities to post.
But not in the mood of doing it.
Show you next time lo:)

Test your IQ

This one is from a mail received recently.

Imagine you are in Africa.
You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground,
a candle is slowly burning the rope,
and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact,
there is no one around to help you.
What to do now?

THINK before your scroll down....

Sing a Happy Birthday song!

GOOD ONE.
Heheh!=)

Boring-est Lecturer

What do ppl do in a lecture class nowadays?

Well..It's normal, considering it's Jeff's class we having.
Let's test how tough you are by not getting into sleep.
Hehe=p

失策

失策也！
昨日差不多这种时间，
我们赶了最后一份作业！
而作业的限期呢就是今天。

为什么最后一天才做呢？
原因我们都不懂题目，
什么
The technology of Particle Number Concentration……
哇靠！看了完全没有方向~
比较起其他人的题目，
We Know All about Acid Rain;
We Know All about Solar Energy;
Public Transportation;
是不是明显容易得多？！

明显出题目的人有点想靠害！==
而且最近超忙的， 完全没舍时间研究题目。
所以我才说失策了~

队员应该有五人，
最佳阵容就是昨天的三人包括我，哈哈！
其他我就不说了……反省吧！

在早上六点半左右，
坐在电脑前超过13小时，
“孩子”诞生了！
希望“孩子”有美好的未来啊！

因为答应了先苦后甜，
我们竟然不是先睡觉，
而是去打电脑~哈哈！
8.30早上回家睡觉。

所以我每次跟朋友说：
“为什么要那么堕落！”

10.17早上起床，
做最后briefing,
决定不去上课，
却再也续不了觉~
我想我不习惯早上睡觉~

忽然有种感觉，
有女朋友多好！
至少这时候可以要她哄我睡！
又或则陪我睡，最好是让她用头压着我睡觉！=p
并不是色哦~只是说我会比较安静下来，不会乱动，
酱应该比较会睡了！哇哈哈！
好温暖！好平静！
此刻我就想拥有那感觉!
哈哈！
看吧！一天只睡两小时的人就会变像我，
自言自语不停~

眠曲

趁着太阳还没睡醒，
坐在天台下谱一首曲子，
好像思想曲。

你说要哄你入睡，
避免尴尬我选择说故事，
可没有一次你是听得完的。
夜晚静静的冷冷的，
好奇你怎么那么快入眠。

还记得其中催眠的故事吗？
“从前在一个遥远的国度，
住着一个睡俊男；
传说中只有对的人，
才能以吻把他亲醒
……”

还没说结局，
你又睡着了……

趁着月光还照着我们，
你还依靠在我肩膀，
轻轻抚摸了那张睡得熟透的脸，
静静地说了三个字
……


醒来啊！=p

休息的时间

一个人一天最多可以睡多少时间？
我看过差不多睡足两天的非人类，应该外星来的。

那么以上图片中可怜的受害者呢，
是我朋友。呵呵！
趁他们在图书馆小息时偷拍的。
不过也情有可原的，
因为上课真的很累，
尤其是上那些会自HIGH的讲师的课。

*自HIGH-自己说给自己听，而且不会发觉学生都跟不上。

那么我自己呢，
很希望一天可以有28小时，
这样我可以睡8小时，
还有20小时做其他事情咯。

邻家小孩

不要跟你玩了……快把衣服还来！

Bluek! 才不要！除非你再也不动我的沙发！

不管~酱我就告诉妈妈！

讲咯讲咯！我告诉爸爸咯！看谁怕谁！

哼！看谁厉害咯！妈，你看……


那么到最后呢，转变成了在比较爸爸厉害，还是妈妈比较厉害咯。呵呵！
不过那两个小孩的下场也是可以想象得到的。

好想买数码相机哦！

最近真的很想买一个数码相机，拍拍每天见到的趣事.

而最近发现了一个非常好料的相机，

因为它有超强的face detection!

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够强吧！
笑下嘛！=）

周公network

周公network beta version is in the town!
It's easy to install and easy to be used!
Need no charges/monthly fees!
Online anytime and anywhere!
(Better reception in every campus in Malaysia)





周公network 2.009
*releasing on Jan,19-2009
Upgrade yourself to 周公network 2.009 today!

Why you should upgrade it now?

• connect to the colorful world within seconds
• creates your own avatar for free and it's all in your brain.
• stories/legend is provided through the network; everyone promising a suprise!
  
• new anti-virus preloaded which effectively removes surrounding sounds, that includes the irritating sound of snoring too!
• enjoy the unimaginable high speeds of sleeping

and again, it's for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*terms and condition applied





Introducing the new 周公live messenger 2.0!
New features included:

• Sign in anytime, anywhere in your comfort(even when you are standing)
  
• Automatically changed to "away" states from classes
• Blocks irritating lecturer's voices
• Hardly detected by lecturers
  

and again, it's for freeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*terms and condition applied

Terms and Condition:

1. You might suffer from poor connection if you sleep too much yesterday. Therefore it is best suggested that you stay awakes before connecting to the 周公network.
2. Your lecturer must be a boring person so to increase the speed of connection.
3. Better connection provided a better environment. Air-cond installation is recommended.

The END!

CONGRATULATION!
***has just signed in.

奇怪的人

奇怪的人有很多，
尤其是在金融广场。
是我觉得他们奇怪，
还是我的观人感有问题？

不是我想说：
他们爱聚居在广场外一个显眼的角落；
一群人爱烟的在刁香烟；
迟口香糖的表情好像是咬着超硬的石头；
戴的墨镜是不搭的陀圆形；
衣服是小时候穿的尺寸；
有可能一群都是披头散发的人；
有可能一群都是带鸭嘴帽的人；
最难以理解的行为是当你经过时，
他们在那显眼的角落用尽办法吸引你目光：
吹口哨、倒立、比手划脚、粗声粗语、走音嗓子等。

好想告诉他们，
“你们成功了！”
“还有，我不过是路过罢了！”

急

时速快达一百一十，
车快却还不比我急。
驾着车我冲向熟悉的地方，
转进每一道弯，又换了几道路，
越过了好几辆车。
今天阳光好刺痛，
我越快心则越急。
发现我到达了目的地，
拿了串锁匙急忙中我开了锁，
立即立即冲向那个地方。
好黑暗！
踏进以后这是我的感觉，
我来不及害怕，
我来不及看清这黑暗的地方。
我让自己闭上眼睛，
好让视力能尽快习惯这片黑暗。
慢慢的我便解放了，
黑暗中我慢慢看到了光，
渐渐的舒服起来了……